{"id":759,"date":"2009-10-12T09:55:52","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T14:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/?p=759"},"modified":"2020-12-02T10:45:28","modified_gmt":"2020-12-02T15:45:28","slug":"as-funny-as-a-brain-tumor-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/as-funny-as-a-brain-tumor-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"As Funny as a Brain Tumor! Part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hello again! \u00a0Where was I? \u00a0Oh yeah, around this time, my younger brother came out to visit me from Buffalo NY. \u00a0I hadn&#8217;t seen him in awhile and he decided to come out to Boston for a visit. \u00a0We had a lot of fun while he was here but the one thing I remember was that the whole time he was here he kept saying things like &#8220;What?&#8221;,\u00a0 &#8220;What did you say?&#8221;,\u00a0 &#8220;Repeat that?&#8221;,\u00a0 &#8220;Excuse me?&#8221; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.I was starting to get a bit worried that maybe my brother was losing his hearing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Finally, near the end of his visit,\u00a0 I remember he talked to me about enunciating my words.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He asked me to repeat what I had just said and he pointed out that my speech was all slurred and mumbled.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t pronouncing my consonants with good diction, he said.\u00a0 He kept having me say the same phrase over and over again as I tried to use &#8220;proper diction&#8221;.\u00a0 Needless to say, I failed the diction lesson in his eyes.\u00a0 I just couldn&#8217;t say the words correctly.\u00a0 Every time I said the sentence it was slurred, mumbled and hard to understand. \u00a0 Finally,\u00a0 he said\u00a0 &#8220;What&#8217;s up with you, bro?&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;Just pronounce your words!&#8221; \u00a0 He went home soon after that and I really didn&#8217;t think too much of this incident at the time.\u00a0 No one had ever talked to me about my diction up to this point in my life. The guys I lived with never noticed it or said anything.\u00a0 The people I worked with never said anything.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It took someone like my brother visiting (who hadn&#8217;t seen me in a long time) to notice that I wasn&#8217;t speaking like I ought to.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Another story that I just have to interject into the timeline here is the time I had to fire an employee from my store.\u00a0 Up to this point, I had plenty of experience with firing bad employees.\u00a0 I fired them for stealing, for not showing up for their shift, for treating customers badly and for just not doing their jobs.\u00a0 In this one instance, I had to fire an employee who just didn&#8217;t do a good job.\u00a0 He was just lazy in my view.\u00a0 He worked the midnight-8AM shift which was usually the slowest shift in the store.\u00a0 That was the time that most of the cleaning could be done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Every morning I would come in at 8AM and the store should have been clean.\u00a0 Parking lot swept, trash emptied, coffee area clean and stocked, etc&#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 Every morning I came in after this guys shift,\u00a0 the store looked like a bomb had gone off.\u00a0 Trash all over the place, trash cans over flowing, no coffee supplies stocked, etc&#8230;&#8230;After a few fruitless talks and warning to this employee, I decided I had to fire him.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-101884\" src=\"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Fired.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>This was me, but laughing hysterically while doing it! (Little did I know Donald Trump would become president when I wrote this&#8230;..)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I called him in my office and proceeded with my &#8220;You&#8217;re fired&#8221; talk.\u00a0 I had it down by this point in my managing career.\u00a0 I was like Donald Trump on the Apprentice!\u00a0 The problem this time though is that I was laughing hysterically while I was giving him the &#8220;You&#8217;re fired&#8221; speech. This guy did not appreciate that one bit.\u00a0 Matter of fact, I think he took my laughing at his bad situation as a personal insult.\u00a0 He got incredibly mad and confrontational with me.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t remember the string of insults he yelled at me in my small office but I do remember the last thing he yelled as he left and slammed my door.\u00a0 \u00a0&#8220;YOU&#8217;RE A DICK! F*** YOU!&#8221;\u00a0 SLAM!\u00a0 Although I felt bad that he took my laughing personally, I continued to laugh alone in my office as he left the store.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The last symptom I remember happened while I was driving to work one morning. \u00a0I remember exactly where I was, right in front of LensCrafters on Rt. 16 in Medford Massachusetts.\u00a0 I was just driving along looking at the road and the traffic ahead of me when suddenly everything doubled.\u00a0 I SAW TWO OF EVERYTHING!\u00a0 Two of every car, two Dunkin Donuts signs, two Lenscrafter signs, two of everything&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. I \u00a0was a bit startled and shocked.\u00a0 I shook my head and it returned to normal. \u00a0I remember thinking &#8220;That&#8217;s weird!&#8221; and then just went on with my day. \u00a0It didn&#8217;t happen again that day or the next so I just thought it was just some weird random occurrence.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-101883\" src=\"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/doublevision.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"372\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>This is basically what I saw when looking at my hand. Imagine driving like this!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A few days later,\u00a0 it happened again, lasted a few seconds and again went away. \u00a0It then started happening more often, about once a day.\u00a0 It would only last a few seconds and then go back to normal again. \u00a0Finally, \u00a0it started happening more often. About 2-3 times a day on average. \u00a0At this point, I thought I needed to get some professional help from some experts! (I know what you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;It&#8217;s about time! You live in Boston where some of the top minds in the medical field work.&#8221;\u00a0 Well, I did what any smart, intelligent, twenty something young man would do with vision problems&#8230;&#8230;You guessed it, I went to LensCrafters!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-101886\" src=\"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/LensC.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Lenscrafters, for all your neurological issues&#8230;..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now this visit to LensCrafters (they make eye glasses here in the U.S.) deserves a few paragraphs of it&#8217;s own because it was quite the experience. \u00a0I walked into the store and asked the receptionist for an appointment to get my eyes checked out.\u00a0 I was laughing the whole time I was talking to her, shaking and bouncing up and down like Tickle Me Elmo. \u00a0She first asked me &#8220;What are you laughing at?&#8221; and secondly \u00a0&#8220;Are you having any vision problems?&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 To answer her first question,\u00a0 I skillfully lied and told her I had heard a funny thing on the radio as I was driving there.\u00a0 She looked at me skeptically&#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 I then answered her second question,\u00a0 by telling her that a couple times a day I was seeing double and then it would go back to normal. \u00a0She called the Optometrist in the back and I repeated what I had told the receptionist to her also. \u00a0They both looked at me like that was a bit strange (I was still laughing and giggling at the funny thing I had heard on the radio while they stared at me&#8230;&#8230;..).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Optometrist told me she could perform an eye test on me. \u00a0I followed her to the back room and proceeded with my eye test. \u00a0My vision was fine when I read off the chart and things were going smoothly but the next part of the eye test didn&#8217;t go so well. \u00a0She asked me to sit in this contraption and put my chin on a chin rest while she looked into my eyes. Now,\u00a0 any of you who have had eye tests before have probably done this and know that you have to sit pretty still for them to look into your eyes. \u00a0I could not do that. \u00a0I started laughing and shaking so badly that the\u00a0 whole device started shaking.\u00a0 She told me to &#8220;Please try to sit still&#8221; a number of times but every time I was just laughing harder and harder.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Finally, I was laughing so hard that I had to get off the machine and I&#8217;m doubled over laughing. \u00a0After a few minutes, I&#8217;m starting to regain my composure and we try again. \u00a0I&#8217;m heading towards the machine and I&#8217;m doing good. \u00a0I&#8217;m serious!\u00a0 &#8220;I can do this!&#8221; I tell myself. \u00a0 I sit down and put my chin in the chin rest and the whole time I&#8217;m thinking &#8220;Be serious! You can do this! Don&#8217;t laugh! Do not laugh! DO NOT LAUGH!&#8221;\u00a0 I&#8217;m holding my mouth shut as tight as I can trying to hold my breath.\u00a0 I start to feel the laughter coming.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t hold it back! \u00a0 I start shaking and shaking and finally explode into a extremely loud outburst of laughing that makes the Optometrist jump out of her chair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">She sits back down and we try again,\u00a0 she is finally able to look into my eyes and tells me she doesn&#8217;t see anything wrong with them. At this point,\u00a0 she was suppose to do another test where you sit in a chair and this machine blows a puff of air into your eyes but I think she gave up on that idea after seeing how I acted for the first test.\u00a0 She asked me about my laughing and how long I had been doing that for. \u00a0She looked at my chart from the last time I was there and said that if I had done that the last time she would have made a note on the chart so she concluded that this was something new and that coupled with my double vision I should go see a Neurologist. \u00a0She said it sounded like something to do with my brain. \u00a0I still remember leaving the &#8220;LensCrafters&#8221; and seeing both the Optometrist and the Receptionist standing at the window waving to me with these concerned looks on their faces.\u00a0 In retrospect, who would have ever guessed that I would get the best medical advice I could ask for from a &#8220;LensCrafters&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now at this point,\u00a0 you are waiting for my next paragraph to \u00a0read that I immediately went to the local hospital to see a Neurologist. \u00a0Right?\u00a0 Well&#8230;&#8230;..I didn&#8217;t do that. \u00a0I can&#8217;t remember why or what I was thinking but even though I was a bit worried,\u00a0 I think I thought if I didn&#8217;t go then it would just go away and I would be fine. I think they call this &#8220;DENIAL!&#8221;\u00a0 Well, I had it big time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">About five days later, I went out to a Chinese restaurant with a good musician friend of mine and the result of that dinner just might have saved my life. \u00a0I&#8217;ll tell you about that in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/as-funny-as-a-brain-tumor-part-5\/\">Part 5<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello again! \u00a0Where was I? \u00a0Oh yeah, around this time, my younger brother came out to visit me from Buffalo NY. \u00a0I hadn&#8217;t seen him in awhile and he decided to come out to Boston for a visit. \u00a0We had a lot of fun while he was here but the one thing I remember was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":101883,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[226],"tags":[1734,1729,224,1738,225,1186,1737,1728],"class_list":{"0":"post-759","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-brain-tumor-story","8":"tag-boston","9":"tag-brain-stem","10":"tag-brain-tumor","11":"tag-health","12":"tag-laughing","13":"tag-lenscrafters","14":"tag-massachusetts-general-hospital","15":"tag-meningioma","16":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/101883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neffmusic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}